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Life

Hannah Montana | Where’d They End Up?

Jackson Stewart wasn’t blessed with the same musical talents as the rest of his family, but by gosh he made up for it with………. something

Okay, so we ALL know about Hannah Montana (at least I hope you do):

Girl has dual identity because girl wants to live normal life AND be a pop star. Girls family and friends have to keep the secret and help her from being found out.

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But whatever happened to the minor characters after the screens stopped rolling. We can all guess what happened to Miley/Hannah (and no, I’m not taking into account the real Miley Cyrus – just the character), but what about Jackson Stewart, her big bro!

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I like to think that Jackson ended up owning his own chain of beach kiosks and is a very successful manager. Rico partnered with him long ago, and they both own the chain together… which leads to some very interesting business meetings.

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Jackson ended up finding the ‘love of his life’ and they have two kids together. They’re very happy in Malibu where he runs his empire and keeps in touch with his famous sister. He now houses his dad – Robbie Ray – but even though they’ve swapped who pays the mortgage, Robbie Ray is still ‘The Boss’. Jackson’s wife doesn’t mind.

What are your thoughts on where Jackson ended up? Do you agree, or maybe you saw things in a different ending for him… Share below!

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Christy Grace

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Life

That Really Exists?? (Legal Edition)

Okay, these are some SILLY sounding laws – that either STILL exist, or did at one point! 

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It is illegal to hold Salmon (yes the fish), under suspicious circumstances. 

This one comes from England and Wales from 1986! It’s actually referring to illegally fished Salmon, but it sounds odd so I included it.

Chickens are NOT allowed to cross the road in Quitman, Georgia – it’s illegal. 

Have your farm animals under control at all times people!

You CAN’T change a lightbulb, unless you’re an electrician! 

Up until 1998, in Victoria Australia it was illegal to just change a simple lightbulb without being an electrician. (There’s probably a lightbulb joke in there somewhere, but I’m moving on…)

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It’s a legal requirement to SMILE (funerals and hospitals excepted)! 

In Milan, Italy that was from Austro-Hungarian times and there’s no excuse for being down in the mouth… literally.

No sleeping Donkeys in your bathtub after 7pm!

Arizona passed this one in 1924 after a dam broke and lots of resources were used to save a poor, stranded donkey.

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Have you heard any other unusual laws? Share them in the comments!

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Christy Grace

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Life Writing

Top 20 Writer’s Jokes

There are lots of jokes out there – and writer’s aren’t exempt!

So I put together 20 of the some great ones, so I hope you enjoy having a giggle at our expense.

Here’s 20 jokes, but trust me… there are so many more!!

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What do you call a writer who doesn’t follow the rules of sentence structure? A rebel without a clause

A writer was prosecuted for a short story he wrote. They gave him a long sentence.

I wanna be a fiction writer later in life. So I’m studying journalism.

Farmers would make great writers. They really know how to work a plot.

What happened to the Professional Writer who had bowel surgery? He ended up with a semi-colon.

What do you call a place where everyone’s a writer? A writer’s block.

Why don’t escaped convicts make good writers? Because they never finish their sentences

What dinosaur is a writer’s best friend? Thesaurus

Did you hear about the writer who became a baker? They say he makes excellent synonym rolls.

I told my old classmate at our 10-year reunion that I’m a writer. “Oh yeah?” he asks. “Have you sold anything yet?” I said, “Sure. My house, my car, and all my stuff.”

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I got kicked out of our Writers Block support group today. It made me really

I often get asked what it’s like to work as both a writer and a scammer… I just say that it has its own Prose and Cons

The Prime Minister’s speech writer has resigned. He’s speechless.

Being a writer is enjoyable… But the job of editor is more rewording.

Being a writer keeps me in great physical shape. I’m always running out of ideas.

Why do writers always feel cold? Because they are surrounded by drafts!

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book? That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

How does a Buzzfeed writer catch fish? Clickbait.

My friend writes songs about sewing machines. He’s a Singer song writer.

I’m a writer. My pen name is Bic

Which joke was your fav? 

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Christy Grace

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Life

It’s A Wrap | I SPY, IN JULY

Well, it is all over red rover. The I Spy In July journey has come to an end. It’s a wrap, as they say… 

Although I’m sad about it, I’m also happy – because I get to share some of the funniest and best moments in the last month’s journey!

Here’s the list of all the videos this month, so you can check out any that you like: 

Intro To I Spy

My House Walkthrough

Podcast Misadventures

Swimming In Vinyl

Jaz Lewis Interview

Where The Magic Happens

Lucky Dip BOOKS Unboxing

Next Projects

DVDs Vs Streaming

Food According To The Vicar Of Dibley

Creativity Chaser

Aaron Campbell Interview

The Last 5 Books I’ve Read

My Writing Inspirations

Am I A Comic Book Person?

Books I Haven’t Read Yet

KIDNAPPED Entanglement Reading

My Old School Taste

Megan Campbell Interview

Making The Most of Lockdown

Books Galore, & Why I Don’t Mind

No No Books

Golf According To I Love Lucy

Birthday In Central Park….?

A Writer’s Life For Me

Detective Tony Lewis Interview

My Publishing Experience

A Writer’s TikTok Highlights

The Classic Collection (MOVIE EDITION)

I Hate Writing….??

Aaaaaannnndddd now……

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Christy Grace

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Life Writing

A Writer’s TikTok | I SPY, IN JULY

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Ever wonder what us weirdo authors end up posting on TikTok? Well, here’s your answer….

I’ve put a snapshot of the highlight videos from my @christygracescarletpen TikTok account.

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If you want to see more, you can look me up and scroll through them 😀
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Don’t forget to check back every night this month for another video – there are some pretty fun things coming!

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Christy Grace

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Fiction

The Great Bike Robbery | Short Story

“Don’t point that thing at me,” I said as he pushed the weapon into my face.

“Shut up! Just hand it over,” he said, his eyes wild. I rolled my eyes and shook my head.

“Don’t wave that around, you could hurt someone.” My protest fell on deaf ears as he eyed the loot he had spotted behind the counter.

“This is a serious weapon. Just do what I say.”

I was getting impatient now. “You think I’m just going to hand this over? It’s worth a lot of money. More than you have, I’m sure.”

His face scrunched further, and he flung the weapon further towards me. I took a slight step backward and sighed dramatically. I glanced at the woman standing in line behind him and she avoided eye contact. I didn’t want to call my manager to the register for this, it wasn’t worth the incident report.

Begrudgingly, I shoved the items into a bag and handed them over to him. He grinned and continued pointing the weapon in my direction as he walked backward out of the store.

“Haha!” He screamed, running from the store and towards his getaway vehicle.

The boy slung the bag over his shoulder and jumped onto his bike, slipping the water pistol shaped like a gun into his pants pocket. He pedaled away with whooping about his victory.

The woman who had been behind him opened her wallet and paid for her son’s purchases. She gave an apologetic smile and slumped her shoulders, “He’s never done anything like this before.”

Okay so ‘GREAT’ may have been a stretch. Have you been a witness to an interesting incident with a child and parent in a store?
Share it in the comments below!

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Christy Grace