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Top 20 Writer’s Jokes

There are lots of jokes out there – and writer’s aren’t exempt!
So I put together 20 of the some great ones, so I hope you enjoy having a giggle at our expense.

Here’s 20 jokes, but trust me… there are so many more!!

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What do you call a writer who doesn’t follow the rules of sentence structure? A rebel without a clause

A writer was prosecuted for a short story he wrote. They gave him a long sentence.

I wanna be a fiction writer later in life. So I’m studying journalism.

Farmers would make great writers. They really know how to work a plot.

What happened to the Professional Writer who had bowel surgery? He ended up with a semi-colon.

What do you call a place where everyone’s a writer? A writer’s block.

Why don’t escaped convicts make good writers? Because they never finish their sentences

What dinosaur is a writer’s best friend? Thesaurus

Did you hear about the writer who became a baker? They say he makes excellent synonym rolls.

I told my old classmate at our 10-year reunion that I’m a writer. “Oh yeah?” he asks. “Have you sold anything yet?” I said, “Sure. My house, my car, and all my stuff.”

 

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I got kicked out of our Writers Block support group today. It made me really

I often get asked what it’s like to work as both a writer and a scammer… I just say that it has its own Prose and Cons

The Prime Minister’s speech writer has resigned. He’s speechless.

Being a writer is enjoyable… But the job of editor is more rewording.

Being a writer keeps me in great physical shape. I’m always running out of ideas.

Why do writers always feel cold? Because they are surrounded by drafts!

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book? That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

How does a Buzzfeed writer catch fish? Clickbait.

My friend writes songs about sewing machines. He’s a Singer song writer.

I’m a writer. My pen name is Bic

 


Which joke was your fav? 

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