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Life

List of the Best Book Jokes

Okay, some of these jokes maybe aren’t the “best” but they are the most dad-joke, funniest. Enjoy the book related mayhem!

What was Schrödinger’s favourite childhood book? 
The Cat in the Box by Dr Suess

What is a bees favourite novel? 
The Great Gats-Bee

Which building is the tallest? 
The library – it has the most stories 

Why are books so afraid of their sequels? 
Because they always come after them

Why are books so brave? 
Because they have the spine for it 

Why did the kid always sit in his wardrobe when reading a book? 
Narnia business 

Why didn’t the burglar break into the library?
He was afraid he’d get a long sentence 

Why did Shakespeare always write with a pen? 
Because pencils made him ask 2B or not 2B

Why don’t readers have extra time? 
They are booked. 

Want to hear a joke about a book?
Never mind. It’s tear-ible  


Well, whether you liked them or hated them, there they are. A few of my favourites.

See You in the Adventures!
Christy Grace

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Life Writing

Top 20 Writer’s Jokes

There are lots of jokes out there – and writer’s aren’t exempt!

So I put together 20 of the some great ones, so I hope you enjoy having a giggle at our expense.

Here’s 20 jokes, but trust me… there are so many more!!

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What do you call a writer who doesn’t follow the rules of sentence structure? A rebel without a clause

A writer was prosecuted for a short story he wrote. They gave him a long sentence.

I wanna be a fiction writer later in life. So I’m studying journalism.

Farmers would make great writers. They really know how to work a plot.

What happened to the Professional Writer who had bowel surgery? He ended up with a semi-colon.

What do you call a place where everyone’s a writer? A writer’s block.

Why don’t escaped convicts make good writers? Because they never finish their sentences

What dinosaur is a writer’s best friend? Thesaurus

Did you hear about the writer who became a baker? They say he makes excellent synonym rolls.

I told my old classmate at our 10-year reunion that I’m a writer. “Oh yeah?” he asks. “Have you sold anything yet?” I said, “Sure. My house, my car, and all my stuff.”

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I got kicked out of our Writers Block support group today. It made me really

I often get asked what it’s like to work as both a writer and a scammer… I just say that it has its own Prose and Cons

The Prime Minister’s speech writer has resigned. He’s speechless.

Being a writer is enjoyable… But the job of editor is more rewording.

Being a writer keeps me in great physical shape. I’m always running out of ideas.

Why do writers always feel cold? Because they are surrounded by drafts!

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book? That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

How does a Buzzfeed writer catch fish? Clickbait.

My friend writes songs about sewing machines. He’s a Singer song writer.

I’m a writer. My pen name is Bic



Which joke was your fav? 

See You in the Adventures!
Christy Grace