List of the Best Book Jokes

Okay, some of these jokes maybe aren’t the “best” but they are the most dad-joke, funniest. Enjoy the book related mayhem!

What was Schrödinger’s favourite childhood book? 
The Cat in the Box by Dr Suess

What is a bees favourite novel? 
The Great Gats-Bee

Which building is the tallest? 
The library – it has the most stories 

Why are books so afraid of their sequels? 
Because they always come after them

Why are books so brave? 
Because they have the spine for it 

Why did the kid always sit in his wardrobe when reading a book? 
Narnia business 

Why didn’t the burglar break into the library?
He was afraid he’d get a long sentence 

Why did Shakespeare always write with a pen? 
Because pencils made him ask 2B or not 2B

Why don’t readers have extra time? 
They are booked. 

Want to hear a joke about a book?
Never mind. It’s tear-ible  

Well, whether you liked them or hated them, there they are. A few of my favourites.

See You in the Adventures!
Christy Grace

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