Okay, some of these jokes maybe aren’t the “best” but they are the most dad-joke, funniest. Enjoy the book related mayhem!

What was Schrödinger’s favourite childhood book?
The Cat in the Box by Dr Suess
What is a bees favourite novel?
The Great Gats-Bee
Which building is the tallest?
The library – it has the most stories
Why are books so afraid of their sequels?
Because they always come after them
Why are books so brave?
Because they have the spine for it
Why did the kid always sit in his wardrobe when reading a book?
Narnia business
Why didn’t the burglar break into the library?
He was afraid he’d get a long sentence
Why did Shakespeare always write with a pen?
Because pencils made him ask 2B or not 2B
Why don’t readers have extra time?
They are booked.
Want to hear a joke about a book?
Never mind. It’s tear-ible
Well, whether you liked them or hated them, there they are. A few of my favourites.
See You in the Adventures!
Christy Grace



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